Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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