Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Quick, to the slutcave!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
