i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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