when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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