I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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