I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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