Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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