She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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