there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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