I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
literally had 100 drinks last night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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