youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
