I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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