So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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