Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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