I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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