i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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