Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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