Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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