scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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