its not stalking. its research.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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