I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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