Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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