If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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