Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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