so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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