Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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