Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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