So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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