nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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