My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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