This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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