I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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