i don't like sucking hair
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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