Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
