I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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