I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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