Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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