On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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