I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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