You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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