So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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