I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Randomize