There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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