does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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