Dual....:-)
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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