It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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