new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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