i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
