Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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