I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
